Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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