Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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