Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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