I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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