I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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