...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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