Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
