I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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