I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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