Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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