u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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