That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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