We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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