Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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