Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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