Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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