have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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