he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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