Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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