Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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