i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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