why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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