Already got asked if we're dating
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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