do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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