Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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