Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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