You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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