I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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