At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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