the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Let's get the cat blown out
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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