oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
