Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
how does that bad decision feel?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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