she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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