i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize
