There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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