Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
