One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
