what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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