best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
