Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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