his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
