I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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