...so i touched it.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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