I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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