I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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