'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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