im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You need Xanax blowdarts
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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