You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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