I'm drive I can fine osifer
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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