You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I will die if light touches me.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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