Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Randomize
