I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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