Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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